>>H<< Adult progression guild LFM EST

&lt;Nuclear Launch Detected&gt; , is now looking for a special few mature, open-minded, and skillfull players to join in our raid.



Guild

* Members' average age is 30.14159265.

* Enjoy bad adult bathroom humor.

* We all know that ''pwn'' is a typo and ''lawl'' is really ''lol''.

* Active website and raid sign ups are based upon web calendar system.

* Established on 2007-01-08 and still keeping our pimp hand strong.



Raid

* LF members who can raid 2-3 times a week consistantly.

* Current raid schedule is Tues, Thurs, and Sat starting at 9:00pm EST for 3hours. Our raids generally do not go past 12:30am since we all need sleep. Saturday nights we start at 10:00pm.

* Currently looking to fill out our 2nd 10 man Naxxaramus group.

* We're bolstering our small army to progress further into the 25man raid content.



Raid Statistics

* All 10 man content cleared except for Malygos (under 10%)

* 25 man content is currently cooperative with a few other guilds. VoA, OS, Spider, Plague and Military up to Thaddius cleared)



We are looking for people who...

* are able to laugh at the good, the bad, and the ugly (mostly the ugly, because it's funny).

* understand that not all good things come with one shot (or one raid, or even hundreds of raids).

* not only come to the raid for gear, but for the good times, community effort, and fast paced action.

* play their main often and keep it up to date; to progress with the guild.

* have a captivating personality and a silly sense of humor (this is our main requirement).



Highly Desirable Class (In Order)

* Tanks (Feral Druids in most demand followed by one other Protection Paladin and Protection Warrior)

* Healers (Resto Druids in high demand as well as Priests and possibly one more Paladin).

* DPS (Looking for anything except Warlocks and DK's, pretty full on them)



Contact

To contact us for comments or questions PST Ugum via in-game or create an account on our forum and send PM to Ugum.



Website

http://www.nuclearguild.com



WowWiki

http://www.wowwiki.com/Guild:Nuclear_Launch_Detected_(Trollbane_US)



Facebook Group

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=12310692105



P.S. If you're looking to just grab some new loot and leave then we are not the guild for you. We have been around long enough to spot most of these types a mile away. Do not attempt to apply or waste our time.



P.S.S. You have to able to withstanding listening to the Benny Hill jingle during the Heigan fight in Ventrilo and actually survive the fight.



P.S.S.S. We base our guild members more or less on their ability to gel with the current members. Personality conflicts are the main reason for guild drama and it's something we avoid at all costs. Gear comes with time. Be a team player and everything will fall into your lap.